As many of you know, I started a bit of a road trip
adventure a few days ago. Among discovering a few things (such as the fact that
my Honda Civic gets 40 miles per gallon on the highway and that New Orleans is
one of the coolest yet junkiest cities in the world) I have realized that
people from the state of Alabama cannot drive! In the two nerve wrecking hours I
spent driving through this state I came to the conclusion that the top five
rules of the road of the state of Alabama are as follows:

1.      
Always slow down to 20 mph or less while on the
entrance ramp to the interstate to make a safe entrance

2.      
Cut people off as often as possible and slam on
your breaks within 2 seconds afterward to make sure that drivers around you are
awake and alert!

3.      
It is always better to drive in at least two
lanes at once to have a safe amount of room on either side of your car

4.      
Old people should stop driving? No way, don't listen
to people who say that. It's ok that you are 98 years old and can't see, hear
or react to anything in less than 30 seconds

5.      
And most importantly, NEVER pay attention to
cars around you. It will just distract
you from what is really important, yourself.

Hope yall enjoy the humor and no offense Frank and Beckah
and anyone else from Alabama Haha!

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